Not a Monster Parenting Card

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Grab your coffee and lock yourself in the bathroom for 5 minutes of kid-free time. It will do wonders for de-monster-ing. 

  • Emily McDowell Studio 
  • 4.25"x5.5" Greeting Card 
  • Matching envelope
  • Blank inside
  • Printed in Los Angeles 
  • Matte card stock 
  • Environmentally friendly soy inks




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